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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

What was your first experience like with a black man?

Still no good

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Besides the religion, what's the difference between Arabs and Jews, if they are the same people from the same part of the Middle East?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

What makes you different?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Stocks Go Back to the Future. Tariffs, Apple and Fed Are Potential Catalysts and 5 More Things to Know Today - Barron's

Minds and Behinds

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Trump is at a moment of choosing as Israel looks for more US help crushing Iran's nuclear program - AP News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Netanyahu says ‘we’ll do what we need to do’ with Iran’s leader - Financial Times

Loons and Moons

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Long-term study ties midlife vascular health to later dementia risk - Medical Xpress

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good.

How do you find out who your handler is as a targeted individual?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Nuts and Butts

Veritatis voluptatem autem enim similique quo quasi magnam tempora.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Australia's Qantas to close budget airline Jetstar Asia - BBC

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors