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Last Updated: 21.06.2025 05:13

So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
What was your first experience like with a black man?
Still no good
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
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No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Nuts and Butts
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors